Thursday, January 23, 2020

Lawmaker Wants To Make My Milk Illegal

In this installment of 3D Politics Live..

 Rep. Jim Grego just joined the Oklahoma legislature. Now he's asking the state to ban us from using the word "milk" for any milk that didn't come from a corporate processor. 
Mother's milk would not fit the definition unless your mother has hooves. even then, she'd have to send it off to a processing company, to be pasteurized before it could be sold. 
Our science books all refer to several plant milks, but this science-denier from Wilberton would probably see those books as subversive to his efforts on behalf of big dairy lobbyists.

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